Sunday, April 05, 2009

Funny Monday (bonus track)

"Taser the Flavor"

This is the title of my dream from two nights ago. I swear to God, I woke up laughing because the last thought I had before waking up was a cooking show called "Taser the Flavor." Chicken, turkey, and even sides of beef would be seasoned, and then tasered until cooked to perfection. The chefs would be dressed as cops - or even better! - security guards.

Convulsing and spasming meat would drive the audience into a frenzy. And the first one to blacken his entree wins!