"Taser the Flavor"
This is the title of my dream from two nights ago. I swear to God, I woke up laughing because the last thought I had before waking up was a cooking show called "Taser the Flavor." Chicken, turkey, and even sides of beef would be seasoned, and then tasered until cooked to perfection. The chefs would be dressed as cops - or even better! - security guards.
Convulsing and spasming meat would drive the audience into a frenzy. And the first one to blacken his entree wins!
Sunday, April 05, 2009
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Graeme, you need to work that into a book! I can't believe your dreams are fully realized marketable half hour shows. I'd *totally* watch Taser the Flavor.
I'll have the chicken.:)
I'm with Christy! Taser the Flavor is an awesome show! Love it! You crack me up!!!
You could sell t-shirts in addition to the show. On second thought, the t-shirts might be BETTER than the show. Do it! "TASER the FLAVOR" - who wouldn't want to wear that?
thanks for the laugh!
Lee
I think t-shirts and reality shows are a great idea. Or maybe I could join forces with Kenny Rogers Roasters...
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