Sunday, April 05, 2009

Funny Monday (bonus track)

"Taser the Flavor"

This is the title of my dream from two nights ago. I swear to God, I woke up laughing because the last thought I had before waking up was a cooking show called "Taser the Flavor." Chicken, turkey, and even sides of beef would be seasoned, and then tasered until cooked to perfection. The chefs would be dressed as cops - or even better! - security guards.

Convulsing and spasming meat would drive the audience into a frenzy. And the first one to blacken his entree wins!

5 comments:

Christy Raedeke said...

Graeme, you need to work that into a book! I can't believe your dreams are fully realized marketable half hour shows. I'd *totally* watch Taser the Flavor.

Paul Ă„ertker said...

I'll have the chicken.:)

Katie said...

I'm with Christy! Taser the Flavor is an awesome show! Love it! You crack me up!!!

Lee Wind said...

You could sell t-shirts in addition to the show. On second thought, the t-shirts might be BETTER than the show. Do it! "TASER the FLAVOR" - who wouldn't want to wear that?
thanks for the laugh!
Lee

Graeme Stone said...

I think t-shirts and reality shows are a great idea. Or maybe I could join forces with Kenny Rogers Roasters...